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lauracmango Asked: hey andy this is soooo random but i just had this dream where tyler oakley was my best friend and he was obsessed with getting the d from you and you snubbed him because he wasn't tall enough for you and you sashayed away so hard omg i'm dead byeeeeee

exponentialgirth:

OHHH MY GOD how didn’t I see this until now?!?! I’m dead

I can’t believe you only just saw this but lesbehonest I could totally see you doing that in real life tbh

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

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mikkkeymau5:

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

Lmfaooo

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laaaaadies:

Arctic Monkeys

laaaaadies:

Arctic Monkeys

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tastefullyoffensive:

Close enough. [x]

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This is my favorite picture of Drake.

This is my favorite picture of Drake.

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Posted 5 days ago // 5

lauracmango:

I DUN GOOFED I MADE FUN OF PENN STATE TO A PENN STATE STUDENT ABORT ABORT

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al I saID IS THAT PENN STATE KIDS ARE KINDA DOUCHEY WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT PENN STATE IS (which is totally true)

WAT DO I DO

Posted 5 days ago // 5

I DUN GOOFED I MADE FUN OF PENN STATE TO A PENN STATE STUDENT ABORT ABORT

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stopdrake2k14:

PEOPLE HAVE BEEN PUTTING DRAKE’S FACE ON WHEELCHAIR SIGNS AROUND TORONTO

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writingwithiron:

floating-head:

levis-dildo:

phantomhivefanatic:

suber:

If you watch anime click play I won’t ruin it for you.

I WAS NOT PREPARED!!!

HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT

god damn it

i fucking knew it

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clarabellecows:

"If your phone tries to fly away on you, don’t blame us. It’s just falling with style."

yoo I still have the 4s but if you want this for your iphone 5 it’s only $11.99 at the Disney store!

clarabellecows:

"If your phone tries to fly away on you, don’t blame us. It’s just falling with style."

yoo I still have the 4s but if you want this for your iphone 5 it’s only $11.99 at the Disney store!

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kickass-tori:

I think the thing I liked most about 2005 Doctor Who is that I knew I was just me, but somehow just being me would have been good enough for the Doctor. No special powers, or time loops or anything. Just me.

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  • Name: Laura
  • Nickname: Mango
  • Birthday: December 16
  • Gender: Female
  • Sexuality: Bisexual
  • Height: 5’0”
  • Time zone: EST
  • What time and date is it there: 2:35 PM, Monday August 25
  • Average hours of sleep I get each night: I try to get 8 but it’s usually more like 5 or 6
  • OTPs: Me and guacamole 4 lyfe
  • The last thing I Googled was: Legend of Korra Finale
  • First word that comes to mind: sexy
  • What I last said to a family member: “YOOO the crimson cafe is open. Gonna get my fattie on. Talk to you later!” (I wish I was kidding about being so rude)
  • One place that makes me happy and why: Any open places in the summer where I can just chill alone. North Park back home, any beach, the IUP Oak Grove, etc.
  • How many blankets I sleep under: If you can count the number of blankets on your bed quickly, you don’t have enough.
  • Favourite beverage: OK this is gonna sound super lame, but ice water with lemon. I rarely drink anything else.
  • The last movie I watched in the cinema was: Guardians of the Galaxy
  • Three things I can’t live without: My beautiful friends, my ability to create art, and my phone aka the expensive piece of equipment that connects me to my friends and holds my music and reminds me to wake the fuck up in the morning.
  • A piece of advice for all my followers: Seriously, don’t give a fuck what anyone else wants you to do with your life. Your happiness and success cannot be measured by someone else with different life experiences and aspirations. Do whatever you need to make yourself happy for YOU.
  • You have to listen to this song: Chance the Rapper- Cocoa Butter Kisses 
  • My blog(s): This one.

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